Wednesday, October 24, 2012

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Primitive Behaviour ……

Posted: 23 Oct 2012 10:13 PM PDT

We’ve had quiet an eventful week, and thank god it’s almost over. If I have to see one more orange clad gimp trying to prove a point s/he doesn’t really understand or comprehend the ramifications of; it’s one too many, and in a week where we’ve managed to display the most primitive of traits within [...]

Monday, October 22, 2012

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It’s all fun and games until someone looses an eyeball…..

Posted: 21 Oct 2012 08:57 PM PDT

By now most of you will have woken up to find that things are a little different, today is different for all of us. Some of us hate it, others embrace it, most won’t know what the fuck to do and will likely ignore it or use it as an excuse to pull a sickie [...]

Saturday, October 13, 2012

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Facebook

Posted: 13 Oct 2012 10:40 AM PDT

I still remember the first time I logged into Facebook, I really didn’t know what it was. It felt like a cross between a dating site, blogger and an online photo album. I had only heard about it a day earlier when a friend from college figured we ought stay in touch on Facebook (which, at the time I’d assumed was either some sort of chat program or bulletin board or something on yahoo groups)

Now, at the time I really thought the idea was a good one but this isn’t the Facebook we have to day. This was Facebook before you could like and unlike things, I still remember when pokes were something new. Generally speaking this was Facebook when it was a website, before it became more like it is now and looking back not only has Facebook changed but so have I. For the first time in my life, looking back on older posts by me and other friends, I’ve noticed that we have actually started behaving on Facebook i.e. developing tendencies, typical expressions, and certain trends. We’ve all apparently grown more expressive as a result and are able to identify and express our emotions more than ever as a result if you look at some of the latest psych studies. I’ve found that I’ve grown more accepting of my own embarrassing moments as they become documented forever engrained online, talked about or commented on, I’ve also finally started to get to know people from elementary and high school (I tried to avoid humans as a child ….. who knew one could grow less wise with age) who I completely ignored or pee’d on in kindergarten*. It’s also sort of given me a chance to identify with distant family. Back in 2007/8 I would have never thought that Facebook would tell me what my distant cousins kids names were or why person X (every family has one!) was a loner.

Having said that, I’m pretty sure everyone reading this has something they regret on there. I still remember the first time a picture of me with a pint in my hand landed online at first I went crazy, then I realized everyone who mattered to me already knew I was partial to a beer or three every now and then and to the rest well …. fuck’em….. but yeah; it sucks when there’s a picture with your ass in the background floating around online.

But what’s interesting is that your interactions and time spent of Facebook have some kind of medical interpretation; well … more than one …..

For one thing, apparently the more friends you have, the less likely you are to end up with a cold and the more time you spend giving postive re-inforcement of Facebook the less depressed you are (so keep liking people, sending annoying messages etc …. it’s good for you… unless you’re sending them to me in which case you may end up with a coat hanger through your left eye.) Honestly I’d take these with a grain of salt, but Facebook has made it easier for people to notice they’re suffering from depression and actually admitting to it. Apparently the reason is because it makes you notice how antisocial you really are.

But it’s also given was to stalkers, not because they want to but because it’s more anonymous and convenient….. no risk , all reward. Particularly if it’s after  a breakup! Apparentley a survey of couples activity on Facebook has revealed that the longer you keep in touch/stalk/find a good reason to talk about nothing ( nothing=means new restaurant, red velvet cupcake or soft opening of another burger bar) the less likely you are to move on and therefor ever get laid … so maybe you might want to go out more and spend less time trying to figure out who posts on her wall the most.

Now, don’t get me wrong. I take everything that I see in the medical journals with a grain of salt (which is why medical skeptic is one of my favorite twitterfeeds) and I’d be the first to write a 10 page paper against every single thing I’ve linked to. But between how we use twitter and how we use Facebook it’s only a matter of time before out posts, likes and dislikes tell us as much about our health (mental, at the very least) as they do about each other.
*Ironically one of the few people who I really wanted to get back in touch with from high school has pretty much abandoned anything online …. a wee bit unfortunate …..


Monday, October 1, 2012

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Boobies …..

Posted: 29 Sep 2012 10:00 PM PDT

As noted in previous posts, my faith in the Ministry of Health actually instigating a screening and awareness program for anything including ingrowing toenails is at an all time low. So here’s me taking some initiative and trying to get people to do their own screening for themselves. Oh and all links are to articles and references. I find it makes posts a wee bit easier to digest overall.

Anyone who knows me, knows that my fascination with boobies and hoohoos has been there since time immemorial. Infact, those who knew me when I first got home would have remembered that my original passion lay in breast surgery …. sadly my interest in operating on breasts waned and eventually realized that breasts are something for me to enjoy …. not operate on …… besides building the perfect breasts is a practically impossible task. Sternomancy or the study of chest and breast contour has been around since the early 18th century with no logical conclusion having been drawn despite over 2 centuries of review and debate on the topic.  And to this day plastic surgeons haven’t quiet gotten a grasp on what girls want out of their implants……
One thing we can all agree on however is that missing a diagnosis of breast cancer should be a crime. We have had a 3 fold increase in breast cancer within the Kuwait population since Micheal Jackson did the moonwalk! Which basically means that we need a screening program, fast and while breastcarekuwait.org does look very nice it doesn’t really push the point that people will actively die in bigger numbers from a curable disease simply because they didn’t know they had to be screened for it ……

This is what I’m trying to do having exhausted all venues within the ministry, I guess that the best way to clear my conscience is to just write it and let you scavenge for it. National breast cancer screening programs work, they have saved lives in the United States, Canada, Australia, New Zealand and the NHS in the UK*. The problem is that there isn’t a single breast cancer screening guideline, in the U.K. people get mammograms from the age of 50 and in the U.S. it’s from the age of 50, Canada has decided to limit mammograms to the age of 50 in the general population and the age of 40 in the high risk groups (where high risk is basically family history of breast cancer). Please bear in mind that the reason why these guidelines are so arbitrary is because every country is different and every screening program has to work within certain budget limits and population trends and so in most cases the guidelines are reached by consensus looking at cost benefit analysis and things like that. Having said that I’m pretty sure that the word consensus has yet to be used to describe anything in Kuwait. Period.
So instead what I’ve done is look at what other people did and all the studies involved and try and make a set of rules that are purely based on data and proven benefit. And so here is KTDP’s breast awareness guide:

1)If your boyfriend, lover, girlfriend or significant other feels a lump get it checked out ASAP. More cancers are caught incidentally than by self examination.

2)Having said that if u feel a breast lump, get it checked out. ASAP

3)If you are between 20-30 with no relatives with breast or ovarian or colon cancer and no symptoms a clinical breast exam performed by a doctor every year or two should be enough.

4)If you are at the age of 40 or above doing an ultrasound mammography is practically a must, there is zero harm and strong evidence of benefit in this age group.

5)If you are between the age of 50-75 ultrasound mammography is not a good idea, the pictures just aren’t accurate, you’ll need a formal x-ray mammography every 1-2 years. (I know the literature says 3 years, but by the time u get an appointment it’ll be 3 years! )

6)If you have any direct family member with any breast, ovarian, uterine or colon cancer in constellation or unison, u need genetic testing for BRCA 1 and 2 genes.

All of the above is based on the latest breast cancer literature.

Oh and if u click on the link above you’ll also see what’s coming ’round the corner for breast cancer screening, MRI mammography will provide us with even better more accurate results as will the use of genetic markers in hair samples. So chances are within the next 20 years breast cancer will be a disease that we cannot only cure but predict and treat before it happens …..

*Yes, I am a fan of the way people do it in the U.K. Simply because the combine cost, safety and accuracy through knowledge and appropriate judgement, something I have yet to see in any north American …..